John, 10/11/2022
Well, sorry you have to deal with so much stupid. It's definitely a problem here on the outside as well. I started typing these letters instead of handwriting them because it made it easier for me to write you a letter when I'm at work and I can go back and edit when I pull it up on my computer.
Let's see I haven't told you the latest with Half-dozen biscuits. She just realized recently that her husband wasn't Hindu, but most likely Muslim. 😂🤣😂🤣 Well, I guess we all have our moments of dumbassery, but that takes the cake. She is also homeschooling her kid but she was struggling with how the online stuff worked. She called me the other morning, Sunday it was, she was struggling with how the church that she was visiting was conducting their services or better yet the pastor. He seems to be fairly new in "Christ", has had no formal Bible education and says he lets the holy spirit lead him. That's all well and good but it seems more like he just finds out what Sunday school is doing and goes with that.
She tries to challenge him in a few things but she doesn't know her Bible well enough. She found out that Sam's Club had donated a bunch of hotdogs to the church. So, on Halloween, the church is going to go to some parking lot, pass out free candy and hotdogs. She couldn't understand why they would do that. This girl has been in church most of her life and I had to explain community service to her. She didn't get how that could help the church. Then she said "but it's a Satan Holliday, why would you give out free candy and hotdogs?"
I then had to explain to her that it wasn't a satanic holiday and many cultures around the world honor their dead in different ways. Her response "but it's a pagan Holiday"
I told her pagan doesn't mean Satanic.
Anyway… just got off the phone with mom. She didn't go to her appointment last Monday. I had called to find out what the doctor said. Long story short, Shecca took her to the hospital. She had been so loopy with her and myself that we thought something was wrong. Turns out her dementia is advancing. However, she doesn't believe she has dementia. One of her doctors told her it's coming from her liver. But she was diagnosed with dementia nearly 20 years ago. I'm not fond of doctors. Mom also thinks she miraculously cured her diabetes. They don't give her the insulin shots anymore because her liver can't process it. She still thinks that they are going to give her a liver transplant. That ship sailed a long time ago.
In other news, Mr. Blinky informed one of the bigwigs that he may be interested in taking over the Greenville branch. The same bigwigs called him and asked how might feel about taking over a new position. It may require relocation to Texas. I'm not going to jump the gun on that. It's a wait-and-see.
Speaking of astral projection, have you run into any invisible walls lately? Just curious.
I like Ancient Aliens. The dude with the hair kills me. If you start watching it from the beginning, his hair progressively gets taller.😂🤣😂 And of course, it's always Aliens!
I've had some interesting conversations with my kids lately. Brosswell informed me that his dreams tend to come true. LAMM told me that happens to her too. Then she told me about a "dream" she had a few years ago. Sometime in the middle of the night she woke up to go to the bathroom. She went in, did her business, then when she stepped into the hall she was suddenly in the backyard. She freaked out a little and started to run to the back door when she found herself back in the house. She just went back to bed.
10/13/2022
So, the other day I discovered that the heating element went out in my dryer. It could be replaced by taking the whole machine apart. Mr. Blinky is not home to do that so he decided to just get a new one. That's fine but it required lots of work. When I say work, I mean, remove the bathroom door in my bedroom. Clean off and remove a bookshelf that's on top of my dresser, remove dresser. Also required removing the bedroom door. This all before I could move the old dryer which required me to pull it forward so Bryan could get behind it to detach everything, then lifting it up over the toilet and sliding it through my room around my king-sized bed. Once that was done I had to go buy the new one. It was an all-day job. After buying the new one, we had to take the cord off the old one, attach it to the other. Then getting it in the room in its proper place. After crushing my hand, fingers, and toes, and taping up a finger after the drill slipped, I put the house back together. Yeah, that was fun😔
Had to go into work for an hour or so to finish up some training on the computer. Yeah!😕
So, my friend The Queen. (rolls eyes) Yeah, that one. Has been having a supernatural crisis. It seems to her that she is being attacked on all fronts. She's convinced that her new man's ex is casting against her. To my understanding, The Queen is so powerful that no one would dare go against her.🤔 Anyway…. I've been brushing up on my skills. I don't talk to her about what I'm doing. I think it drives her nuts. Kinetic gave herself a birthday dinner back in September. Nothing big and it was last minute. Kinetic invited The Queen and her (new man). They actually showed up. The Queen has never really made that big of an effort to show up like that. It was a bit awkward. The Queen tried to keep control of most of the conversations. When Kinetic was talking to Mr. Heathen, The Queen tried to pull back on the reins. I think The Queen likes Kinetic, but I think she has ulterior motives. She seems to get a little jealous over my relationships with certain people. I think her crisis is mostly in her head and or a result of a backfire. I think she tried to bind someone that she didn't know had a little more firepower than she expected. The Queen wants me to think that she has all these connections within the pagan community but she has never wanted to introduce me to anyone. I think she's noticed that the last two times she has come over, I met her on the porch. I didn't invite her in. I think that made her nervous.🤷♀️ I noticed that every time I did something. Playing with my cards, pendulum or other, Nikki would call and want to know what I was doing. I was always vague. One day she called me up out of the blue wanting to know if I had heard from you. She said you had crossed her mind. Kinda strange from her.
Now she is in full-on house cleansing and warding mode. Or it could just be Aliens!!!! And she believes in those too.
I hope you have enjoyed this episode of Fuckery & shenanigans. Till next time.
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